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Amateur Dramatics (EP)

by The Photocopies

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1.
I'm not this (I'm not this) I'm not that (not that) Oh no Maybe the other I'm not this (I'm not this) I'm not that (not that) Oh no Maybe the other You like to tell me nobody changes But I don't know about that I look at life as a series of stages Not a straight line, nothing as simple as that Always another fork in the road Sometimes no looking back I'm not this (I'm not this) I'm not that (not that) Oh no Maybe the other I'm not this (I'm not this) I'm not that (not that) Oh no Maybe the other I don't wanna forever be stuck with a label Always assigned to a particular table Like this (like this) Like that (like that) Oh no Or maybe the other I know you like things you can wrap your head around And it would be so easy if you strapped me down Keep me there in a box, never to make a sound If that's what you want, it's not what you've got Take it or leave it, oh I'm not this (I'm not this) I'm not that (not that) Oh no Maybe the other I'm not this (I'm not this) I'm not that (not that) Oh no Maybe the other I don't wanna forever be stuck with a label Always assigned to a particular table Like this (like this) Like that (like that) Oh no Or maybe the other
2.
I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's a little absurd He likes the ladies all around to only tell him, "Yes, sir" Although he thinks he's very sharp, he couldn't understand her Now how's he gonna live it down? He was beaten by, beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a smarter individual at every single turn Because he doesn't have the sense or humility to learn He's used to women caving in to him all around the world So how's it possible that he's been beaten by, beaten by a girl? Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl What happened to all the respect that was shown him? How could any woman own him? All he knows is this is not how it was meant to be Oh, is he in the wrong century? How could a man of his virility fail? He's always been such a dominant male He used to lord it on top of the world It's all over now 'Cause he was beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl Beaten by a girl He was beaten by a girl Oh Nobody prepared him for this His ignorance is no longer bliss He's gotta prove his worth if he has any Now he's beaten by a girl
3.
Yeah, all I needed was a decent excuse A good reason for me to break up with you And now you bring it to me The merest hint of infidelity I heard you talking in your sleep last night Somebody else there in your dream Oh, fine That's how you want it to be Don't say my mind was playing tricks on me You really blew it You really blew it with me I always knew it You weren’t the one for me There’s somebody else you want to get alone I’ve all the evidence recorded on my phone You really blew it You really blew it with me You think I’m stupid I heard your sordid fantasy I’ll be the injured party here even though I didn’t really want to stay anyway Oh no I might pretend to be really appalled Might even tell you it doesn't surprise me at all Yeah, whatever it takes Because I really want to put the brakes on us Maybe it's mean, am I a coward now? Well, possibly, but I just don't know how I'd end it out of the blue That's why I'm gonna have to say to you You really blew it You really blew it with me I always knew it You weren’t the one for me There’s somebody else you want to get alone I’ve all the evidence recorded on my phone You really blew it You really blew it with me You think I’m stupid I heard your sordid fantasy I’ll be the injured party here even though I didn’t really want to stay anyway Oh no What kind of person really does this? I don't know I'll feel guilty for maybe a day or so A lousy way to let anybody go Oh oh oh oh You really blew it You really blew it with me I always knew it You weren’t the one for me There’s somebody else you want to get alone I’ve all the evidence recorded on my phone You really blew it You really blew it with me You think I’m stupid I heard your sordid fantasy I’ll be the injured party here even though I didn’t really want to stay anyway Oh no
4.
Waking up in the morning After everything went down Another night of anger and bawling Yeah, we really went to town And I don't know why this always happens It just keeps coming around Will I never learn my lesson at all? 'Cause you broke my heart again Soon there'll be nothing left to mend Well, you can call it a misunderstanding If that's what you want to pretend Still you broke my heart again Don't tell me that was just a friend If it doesn't matter if I see it all Don't even pretend It's got to be the end Before you do it again Oh One step forward and falling You try to keep me in the dark Now it's two steps back and you're stalling Because you don't know where to start Do you think I was born yesterday? Your story I'm tearing apart I can't do this anymore Since you broke my heart again Soon there'll be nothing left to mend Well, you can call it a misunderstanding If that's what you want to pretend Still you broke my heart again Don't tell me that was just a friend If it doesn't matter if I see it all Don't even pretend It's got to be the end Before you do it again Oh Oh, you tell me you can change You can be more faithful But I don't really think so It's gonna be the same Yeah, you're only bluffing It's got to be all or nothing So it's all over now 'Cause you broke my heart again There's so little left to mend Well, you can call it a misunderstanding If that's what you want to pretend Still you broke my heart again Don't tell me that was just a friend If it doesn't matter if I see it all Don't even pretend It's got to be the end It's got to be the end Before you do it again Oh I know you'd only do it again And again
5.
Digging in the bottom of the barrel Oh-oh-oh That's where you're gonna find me Digging through all the secondhand castoffs Oh-oh-oh Now what I had's behind me I was an idiot I said the things to hurt you You're gone, and I don't blame you, no Digging in the bottom of the barrel Oh-oh-oh Looking at the leftovers All I can hope for is a miracle You were the pinnacle I didn't know how good I had it I tend to be a little clinical Maybe too cynical And prudence? I don't know what that is When you told me all of your dreams I would only find the problems with them So that's why you needed to get rid of me You never ever, never ever want to see my face again Digging in the bottom of the barrel Oh-oh-oh That's where you're gonna find me Digging through all the secondhand castoffs Oh-oh-oh Now what I had's behind me I was an idiot I said the things to hurt you You're gone, and I don't blame you, no Digging in the bottom of the barrel Oh-oh-oh Looking at the leftovers now

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released March 31, 2023

Words, music, and recordings © 2023 Sean Turner

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Unapologetically old-school #indiepop in a mid-80s-to-early-90s vein, made without secret plans to fill stadiums (ugh). Think lo-fi #c86 #twee #postpunk #janglepop etc. Originally from London.

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