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Quadruple A​-​side (quadruple A​-​side single, with a B​-​side)

by The Photocopies

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Ooh, ooh Scooter girl, scooter girl Scooter girl, scooter girl Riding down the high street She’s the one you want to be part of your life But she doesn’t know you Oh Riding down to Brighton And you wish that you were riding at her side Oh, at her side Yeah, you wish that you were riding at her side 'Cause she’s your everything In dreams you’re with her every day You would give anything For you and her to scoot away Scooter girl, scooter girl You’re in love with scooter girl But you only ever see her pass you Scooter girl, scooter girl You’re in love with scooter girl But you only ever see her pass you Only ever see her pass you by Oh She’s there outside the café Where the scooter kids all gather every day You're not among them, ooh Oh But you’ll have your deposit Friday Get your own set of wheels and hope you’re not too late Not too late You’ll get those wheels and hope you’re not too late ‘Cause she’s your everything In dreams you’re with her every day And you’d give anything For you and her to ride away Oh, oh Into the sunset Scooter girl, scooter girl You’re in love with the scooter girl But you only ever see her pass you Scooter girl, scooter girl You’re in love with scooter girl But you only ever see her pass you The other scooter kids laugh at you And you only ever see her pass you by But maybe someday you won’t have to Only ever see her pass you by
2.
Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Oh, when I half-wake in the morning And stumble out of here, still yawning Should I see your face I'd be all over the place And if I'm to be yours, like, ever I need to get my act together Should you slip away I'd have made a gargantuan mistake Well, I know I don't have all the time In the world to catch your eye But it happens to me every time Whenever I see you walk by I turn inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down I'm always finding new excuses Because I'm just utterly useless It's another day So what am I gonna say? My happiness depends on whether I can string a few words together Gonna seal my fate If all I do is procrastinate No, I really don't have all the time In the world to catch your eye Yet it happens to me every time Whenever I see you walk by I turn inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down It's what you do to me I'm inside out Upside down Inside out Upside down Inside out Upside down Inside out Upside down I turn inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down Inside out and upside down
3.
You've got a big mouth We know it's gonna strike again It's how you wriggled your way Into Number 10 Throw them under the bus Stab them in the back They'll be more like you If a spine they lack Wheel out another lie 'Cause you're under attack I think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Your self-interest Priority number one Your kind don't care About the damage they have done If you want some advice And I know you don't You could do the right thing But I know you won't Are you really asking me If you can count on my vote? I think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine And when the media finds you out Whitewash it, get the benefit of the doubt Shut it down when the people shout I think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine Think you better stick it where the sun don't shine
4.
He's a new breed of dictator I think he'd like to be Darth Vader Crushing all resistance in his iron hand It's not enough to rule one nation Well, is it overcompensation For some dysfunction in this little man? He wants you to know He'll put on a show Instead of his big boy pants, oh yeah He wants you to know He's ready to blow So you'd better go He wants you to know It's him in control Thinks he's leaving the evidence everywhere Like he doesn't know He's heading below Six feet under snow He'd like to run that new world order He doesn't care too much for borders He can take or destroy everything you own He'll send his pawns with their farewell guns Into towns where they're not welcome Now he's feeling hard as he watches on his phone He wants you to know He'll put on a show Instead of his big boy pants, oh yeah He wants you to know He's ready to blow So you'd better go He wants you to know It's him in control Thinks he's leaving the evidence everywhere Like he doesn't know He's heading below Six feet under snow Ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah He's picking a fight again Like a bully who really doesn't have any friends And if he can't get what he wants He won't let anyone have it at all He wants you to know He'll put on a show Instead of his big boy pants, oh yeah He wants you to know He's ready to blow So you'd better go He wants you to know It's him in control Thinks he's leaving the evidence everywhere Like he doesn't know He's heading below Six feet under snow He wants you to know Hospitals will blow He's throwing his toys out everywhere Here's how he will show He's too stunted to grow He's out of control He wants you to know He's gonna explode More children will die and he won't care Watching a war zone From his comfy home He's really gone, I swear
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Quite possibly the world's first single with four A-sides and a bonus throwaway ditty that will have to serve as a B-side. On a digital release that doesn't even have sides.

All artist proceeds from Bandcamp sales of this single will go to the Red Cross in support of their work in Ukraine.

If you like it, please buy the single - and consider paying more than the asking price - as every penny helps!

(And if you don't like it, or your ears are offended by its lack of recording budget, please make a donation anyway! There are several Red Cross websites around the world, so search for your nearest one and donate there. Thanks!)

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released April 1, 2022

Words and music by Sean Turner

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Unapologetically old-school #indiepop in a mid-80s-to-early-90s vein, made without secret plans to fill stadiums (ugh). Think lo-fi #c86 #twee #postpunk #janglepop etc. Originally from London.

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