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Unprofessional Conduct (album)

by The Photocopies

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    "...an album full of beautiful pop songs that sometimes lean towards shoegaze, sometimes towards C86, and sometimes towards jangle-pop. And the good thing about The Photocopies is that they know how to squeeze very well all the genres from those golden years of independent pop." - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow blog

    "...miraculous songwriting... ...infectious and super catchy songs..." - Just Another Pop Song

    "A wonderful compendium of 11 songs with catchy melodies and jangle pop guitars that transport you to the alternative scene of the British eighties." - Musical Diver

    "...beautiful power and jangle pop... ...well worth listening to..." - Nebrija Records blog

    "...another pop nugget-filled record... ...the songwriting is just as good, maybe better..." - Daggerzine

    This is the official second album by The Photocopies, excluding several compilations. Despite having slightly fewer tracks than the first album (Top of the Pops), it's about three times longer than that extremely concise collection.

    When you buy the whole album, you also get bonus downloadable videos for these songs:

    - On The Buses
    - A.I. (Do My Work For Me)
    - Think About It All The Time
    - Gravity Falters
    - We're Not Photocopies
    - There Is No 'Us' Anymore
    ... more
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1.
I've seen you on the buses Brightening every corner of this town La la la la la I’m stood here, maladjusted As all else does its best to bring me down La la la la la I can't help but be besotted How can I do this without The only one I truly want to know? So take me for a ride It doesn’t really matter where we go I’ll pay whatever fare they ask, just so I can find out everything about you, oh 'Cause wherever you might be, I wanna go Oh-oh Yeah, wherever you might be, I wanna call “home”
2.
Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Ah... Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Well, you say you want to settle now (You say you want to settle now) That it seems about time to get serious And I’m thinking how Your heart keeps breaking down (Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo) If I’m really everything you want (If I’m really everything you want) What’s the reason for the tears and the sorrow? We never talk about it But your heart keeps breaking down (Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo) There’s only a surface to our conversation And very little besides I don’t even know the path to the door you’ve locked How am I ever to get inside? You’re looking for a place to go (You’re looking for a place to go) Where we can be together always It’s a warning sound When your heart keeps breaking down (Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo) You talk as if the future’s come (You talk as if the future’s come) And the sun shines bright in our world forever now But your heart keeps breaking down (Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo) I don’t want to sound like somebody selfish Scrubbing at the writing on the wall When I ponder the outcomes, little appeals It’s not a choice between you and nobody at all Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo I’m trying to find a way to the exit Eggshells wherever I turn It’s only when I look back that I get this Some lessons I just don’t want to learn No, I’m never one to get it right (I’m never one to get it right) The consequences I ought to know by now It’s fine If your heart keeps breaking down (Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo) It could be worse before it gets any better (Could be worse before it gets any better) What other good do I do with my life anyway? It’s alright If your heart keeps breaking down (Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo) I’m not blind, I’ll be here When your heart keeps breaking down (Doo doo doo, doo doo do-doo doo) 'Cause your heart keeps breaking down (Doo do-doo doo)
3.
I see another pile stacked up against the wall I'll never get it all done You know I really can't be bothered at all I'd rather forget it, go have some fun But wait a minute, now we live in the future What am I worried about? They said we'd never have to lift a finger Maybe I'm going out after all I said, A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work They brought another pile, I can't do it all on my own A.I., let's see what you do I'm trying hard to just figure it out on my phone It's all a little too brand new I know they told us when we live in the future There'll be no work to be done So, come on, artificial intelligence I wanna go out and have some fun I said, A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work I said, A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work They always tell me I'm stuck in the eighties It's time to prove 'em all wrong I know kids can do this stuff when they're babies How hard can it be to move on? Oh, I've got a stack of data entry, there's no help It's all on paper, so Why can't this old computer read for itself? To the 21st century, I've gotta go I said, A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work I said, A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work A.I., do my work for me I said, A.I., do my work
4.
I messed up when I said to you "Could I take you to the prom?" Oh, I thought we had some chemistry But it was unstable plutonium (uh-oh) And now you wanna hang every night I can barely keep my eyes open How can I turn back time again? Oh, where can I find a DeLorean? Straight A’s to straight F’s I fell for you and my whole life is a mess now I'd give it all up if I could just go back Ask someone else instead Control-zed, control-zee There's got to be a way to stop you happening to me Is this how it's gonna be Until you've really had just about enough of me? If ever I was in love with you I surely blinked, I must have I missed it And should the feeling ever return I'd better cross my fingers and try to resist it (uh-oh) When do get a break from you? Tell me, I'm not averse to that kind of spoiler Now they're sending a letter home Because all my grades are in the toilet Straight A’s to straight F’s I fell for you and my whole life is a mess now I'd give it all up if I could just go back Ask someone else instead Control-zed, control-zee There's got to be a way to stop you happening to me Is this how it's gonna be Until you've really had just about enough of me? Oooh... Yes, I went from straight A’s to straight F’s I fell for you and my whole life is a mess now I'd give it all up if I could just go back Ask someone else instead Control-zed, control-zee There's got to be a way to stop you happening to me Is this how it's gonna be Until you've really had just about enough of me?
5.
Now you're doing it for the kids For the house, for the bills you have to pay Yeah, for the kids, and your spouse You'd give them all away if you could only make a comeback But no one wants to hear it anymore Oh no no You're doing it for the kids For the house, for the bills you have to pay Yeah, for the kids, and your spouse You'd give them all away if you could only make a comeback But everybody saw right through you in the end Oh oh oh You were important for a moment, don't you think so? I know you do, but now you're just an ordinary Joe It takes some getting used to Nobody staring at you Better get yourself to work 'cause you still owe the label You lived the lifestyle, got your minutes one to fifteen Consigned now to the bargain bin of music history It's hard to let it go Admit defeat, you're so lost without the constant adoration Now you're doing it for the kids For the house, for the bills you have to pay Yeah, for the kids, and your spouse You'd give them all away if you could only make a comeback But no one wants to hear it anymore Oh no no You're doing it for the kids For the house, for the bills you have to pay Yeah, for the kids, and your spouse You'd give them all away if you could only make a comeback But everybody saw right through you in the end Oh oh oh You jumped aboard each train until you found the right one Now you're an also-ran, they laughed you out of London You rode right off the rail Your every move a fail And now you're stuck here, no way back to the station Here in your new life, no one seems to want to know you Perhaps because you act like this is all below you This working nine to five It's just enough to stay alive The morning after the overnight sensation Now you're doing it for the kids For the house, for the bills you have to pay Yeah, for the kids, and your spouse You'd give them all away if you could only make a comeback But no one wants to hear it anymore Oh no no You're doing it for the kids For the house, for the bills you have to pay Yeah, for the kids, and your spouse You'd give them all away if you could only make a comeback But everybody saw right through you in the end Oh oh oh
6.
Yeah, I tried to get a message to you But you don’t seem to comprehend my language The words disintegrated into the white noise around your island I can’t understand it Every single time that I try My sounds are met with silence, derision, or laughter I can't even connect with your eyes Yeah, my every attempt is a total disaster Say I don’t know how you feel As if I haven’t tried a hundred times to make a connection I don't know anymore what is real Perhaps the only path that remains is divine intervention When things are going wrong in your world I always seem to be the one that you call on to fix it Panic over, back to the swirl Yeah, you scramble all the code, expect me to decrypt it Every little thing that I try It’s like you only want to know how much you’ll get away with The limit’s somewhere up in the sky Yeah, I score another own goal before I can save it Say I don’t know how you feel As if I haven’t tried a hundred times to make a connection I don't know anymore what is real Perhaps the only path that remains is divine intervention Ooh... Yes, I tried to get a message to you But I don’t think I know how to speak your language What sounds are making their way to you? Is it all lost in translation, a word salad sandwich? Every single thing that I do It’s like I’m put through to somebody else’s extension If nothing's getting over to you Perhaps the only path left anymore is divine intervention (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know) (I don't know anymore what is real...) Divine intervention (no, no, I don't know)
7.
U.F.O. 00:59
Oh yeah, sometimes I wish I was Tom Baker Navigating space and time All across the universes A whole new life Seeking out troublemakers Up in the starry skies Since you told me now to go I wanna do it in a UFO Like I’m living in a TV show It’s got to be better than this, you know If you really want me to go Can I do it in a UFO? Taking me into hyperspace Far away from the human race And I won't have to see your face, no See your face again Oh oh Oh oh 'Cause if you really want me to go I'm flagging down a UFO 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Let's go
8.
I used to think about it all the time How I saw my chance and I watched it go I'd kick myself and really wonder why Whenever you came near, I always froze There would go another moment in time I couldn't understand why I could never talk When there was so much on the line I'd never get it right, it was all my fault Some days on the morning bus You'd take the seat across from me Somehow I just couldn't find any words to say to you, no On those days, I'd think to myself How much I really wanted to share But maybe I wasn't meant to be with you Oh oh oh I used to think about it all the time How I saw my chance and I watched it go I'd kick myself and really wonder why Whenever you came near, I always froze There would go another moment in time I couldn't understand why I could never talk When there was so much on the line I'd never get it right, it was all my fault Suddenly one day, well, somehow You were next to me Talking like that was the least unusual thing to do, oh Since that day, I think we're falling It's happening naturally And maybe then I was meant to be with you Yeah, after all I used to think about it all the time How I saw my chance and I watched it go I'd kick myself and really wonder why Whenever you came near, I always froze Then came another moment in time I don't need to look back in regret anymore 'Cause I think it's gonna turn out fine Now I'm with the one that I've always adored I've always adored I've always adored (La-la-la-la-la, la la la, la-la la-la) I've always adored (La-la-la-la-la, la la la, la-la la-la) I've always adored (La-la-la-la-la, la la la, la-la la-la) I've always adored
9.
You circle 'round, trying to memorise his name You got him under a spell just yesterday, you say So maybe you got a little bit carried away, hey Already he's thinking of a wedding day No way Gravity falters Reality comes to you again He's at the altar Waiting to see your face again What's in the water You're giving to all these dumb young men It's out of order But, you're gonna do it again I know pretty much how you operate You tried to do the very same on our first date You got the measurements wrong, so I didn't take that bait It's how I nearly made the same mistake And today Gravity falters Reality comes to you again He's at the altar Waiting to see your face again What's in the water You're giving to all these dumb young men It's out of order But, you're gonna do it again Gravity falters Reality comes to you again He's at the altar Waiting to see your face again What's in the water You're giving to all these dumb young men It's out of order But, you're gonna do it again And again Oh, gravity falters Reality comes to you again He's at the altar You're nowhere to be found once again What's in the water You're giving to all these dumb young men They thought they had caught you But, here we go again Here we go again
10.
Here we are at stalemate again Neither one of us wanting this to end We never seem to be eye to eye There's always a point to make, and I wonder why Who’d ever want to live their life this way? Resentment lurking under every word we say I wish there was another path we'd find It's killing us when we're so unkind, oh We’re not photocopies of each other For what we want Well, we’d better look in other places At other faces, you know We are never gonna make it, no We’re not photocopies of each other For what we want Yeah, we'd better look in other places Pack our cases and go We care too much to just fake it, oh I don't know how we came to see The one we wanted as the enemy, no In the beginning, there was only light A different spark than the one we always ignite Sometimes we put our differences aside Remind ourselves why we both embarked on the ride But it doesn't seem to take too much To trigger something, then we're back out of touch, oh We’re not photocopies of each other For what we want Well, we’d better look in other places At other faces, you know We are never gonna make it, no We’re not photocopies of each other For what we want Yeah, we'd better look in other places Pack our cases and go We care too much to just fake it, oh Those pictures, the films we took then No, don’t look away The reminders of how we were How did we arrive here today? If I thought we could go there again If I could find the right words to say You know I would, but in the past That version of us will always stay, 'cause We’re not photocopies of each other For what we want Well, we’d better look in other places At other faces, you know We are never gonna make it, no We’re not photocopies of each other For what we want Yeah, we'd better look in other places Pack our cases and go We care too much to just fake it, oh We’re not, we’re not photocopies of each other We’re not, we’re not photocopies of each other
11.
Oh, there is no 'us' anymore I had to split and run for the door Look what you've done to me We’re just horrible history now Oh, there is no 'us' anymore You ripped the heart out of me and shattered it on the floor I still don’t know what you did that for It's so easy in retrospect to reflect on the warning signs I should have hit the eject long ago Oh oh Oh, there is no 'us' anymore I heard your battle cry, I don't want a war What else can I do? I can’t be with somebody like you Oh, there is no 'us' anymore I can't talk to you when you're just keeping score Willing me on to the wrong side of the law It's so easy in retrospect to see You were always gonna be bad news for me So easy knowing what I know now This was never gonna end well You should've been a really hard sell I just couldn't tell It's not difficult now to understand This never really could have worked So, to cut my losses, I'll wash my hands of everything No, I don't want the ring Oh, there is no 'us' anymore I excused myself, bolted for the door Look what you’ve done to me I can't let that happen again and again Oh, there is no 'us' anymore Oh, you've taken it all, there's nothing left to adore And there's nothing now worth sticking around for Oh no It's just not anything like it was before Oh no This is not us anymore Oh-oh, oh no It's nothing like it used to be before Oh no There is no 'us' anymore Oh no There is no 'us' anymore

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Although "Unprofessional Conduct" is an album in its own right, it's also included on the very limited edition "Triple Decker" double CD (along with other albums and bonus tracks).
So, if you'd prefer a physical copy, check here to see if there are any left:
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released October 20, 2023

Words, music, and recordings © 2023 Sean Turner

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Unapologetically old-school #indiepop in a mid-80s-to-early-90s vein, made without secret plans to fill stadiums (ugh). Think lo-fi #c86 #twee #postpunk #janglepop etc. Originally from London.

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